Put An Egg On It: Breakfast Edition

This is the stuff you make when you wake up bored on a Saturday when your PIC (partner-in-crime) is gone but you still wanna make breakfast for two.  (I ate both portions, but you should be a role model and not do that.)

Please to picture this with your mouth: 
-Half English Muffin
-Shredded Cheddar Shreds from the bag
-Browned Slices of Maple Sausage
-Herbed Ham Slices (Toss ham slices in a pan with a dash of butter, herbs and sugar just until warm)
-My Sunny Side Up Egg Pod (Its just a sunny-side-up egg folded)

It's enough to get you in the doghouse for not sharing and give you a heart attack in the same day.  Mr. Death-Plate says it all.